She looked back and saw what i was up to and smiled. When she smiles, gravity kinda stops working ( pity to all you surfers *wicked laugh* You won’t spend more than 10 weeks in the Accidents and Emergencies Ward ). The cab man brought me back to life.
I can’t really afford to live like this. I am not working and guess what ? There isn’t enough time to beg for alms ( you do this don’t you ? Stop acting like you don’t ! Greeting your uncles twice in five minutes just to remind them that you’re still around ), all because of medical school but Cupid’s dog is indomitable and it brings out the worst in us, even the strongest of men ( remember Adam and Eve, Samson and Ini Edo ? ). I quickly caught up with her after glancing at her
ass bossom for about a millisecond ( the thing is, i’m not really bothered by ‘stuffs’ like that and if i throw a glance at you, you gotta be endowed noni ). We held hands as we entered the restaurant.
I practically jumped into the restaurant because i remembered the joke about the the guy who had to wash the plates because he allowed his girl do the ordering. They say “learn from the mistakes of others because you won’t live long enough to make them all” . I went ahead with the ordering sharp sharp.
After paying up, i checked my wallet and said to myself silently ” Na only 2 days of garri for me” because all i had left was a thousand naira but i reassured myself because i know for sure that some people drink garri daily and they aren’t dead !
While having dinner, we were gisting about almost everything you can think of ( except about God and school work though ! ) and she really was very happy ! One thing about me is my imaginative prowess and your imagination is all you need to do everything and anything in your love life but my alter-ego the misogynist, masochist, racist and critic guy won’t just let me be !
As soon as she slipped her hand over my neck, he came to life ! ( ode ! What are you thinking about ? I’m not talking bout ‘HIM’, its my alter ego i’m refering to ! ). The feeling can be likened to the pain suffered when a hot iron is place on your skin. No offense but he really hates women. I playfully thrusted it back just in time not to catch her breasts.
After dinner, we went to the bus park and she held me tightly and kissed me ( @calm_lolly don’t die yet, she only kissed my forehead ). She didn’t want to let go and neither did i but we didn’t have a choice.
I went back home trying to calculate the best lie to tell. Is it the death of Awolowo or the birth of Christ ? ( pardon me but only something of that magnitude can save me ). Meanwhile, i was also trying to balance the books. It would be necessary to know the number of days i’ll have to lose weight ( thats what i tell everyone when i’m really broke but really its my wallet that has lost weight ).
*insert loud hoot*
Then i realized i was day-dreaming and it was such a terrible thing to do because of all places, i was on a motorcycle moving at the speed of light, home bound after a long day at school. DAMN !!!
P.S : @weird_ass_kid This was the life i planned for us but i met this girl called med-school. She ruined my plans and now you gone. Will miss you but i’ll be me !