You ! Ehn yes you ! ( is this one mad ? You’re still asking if its you ) I know why you’re reading this, i pity you gan ! Criticizing me isn’t the best idea i’ve heard since God created man . For your information, i only thought about this not long ago after reading @straighttwistedme ‘s post and being who i am, i just won’t let it go !
Really i should have posted something new earlier but i’m lazy as shit ( cc @rhymemarvel ) and i’m still mourning the death of my gadget man, Steve Jobs ( famzing was epic on the day he died. As a matter of fact, someone on my TL tweeted thus “RIP steve jobs, i love your music ).
Today’s topic should have been different because that boy Charles Dickens sold me out by using it ( that aint new to me, @the_nerdy_chick @kemmiiii @oluwawana are just a few others who are copying me ).
Anyways, after all that has happened and will happen in Nigeria, this is my own painting of the future. Any form of resemblance to real life groups or personality is not intended and is highly regretted. ( na lie ohh, its on purpose). If your camp aint there, set P with me. You cant win !!!
The great wall was completed and that was the end of it. The parties involved were very happy and they sincerely wish that this would signal a new beginning. Now the division was complete and they can live happily ever after (thats so sweet, get me a tissue ).
POPULATION : Over Five Million.
A.K.A : Sarcasm
STRONG POINT : Noise Making
This camp is filled with people whose surnames are SARCASM. Ask one of them a question and the reply you’ll get is most definately another question. Watch two of them argue and you’ll love them ( them they make noise !!! .
I almost forgot to add that their girls are very fine gan but they wear two bras ( the usual one and one for their bulging stomach ). Legend has it that they looooove parties too ! Its quite sad that they all died of the same problem, Ameboism and Backbiting
POPULATION : Just a little above the guys in CAMP ONE
A.K.A : Business
Strong Point : Container
This guys are very industrious. Needless to say that they looooooove money ! Rumour has it that they’ll do anything for money. Guess what, they killed themselves because of money but i’m not sure they were all extinguished. Some of them max have joined other camps because they are fraudulent gan !
POPULATION : Just a little below that of china ( dem dey born lyk rats ni )
A.K.A : ??? ( iono if i’m allowed to say this coz i heard “firecrackers” are very cheap here)
STRONG POINT : Begging
God knows that everyone in this camp are the same, beggars. Their business is more lucrative compared to those in other camps because of their own addition, religion. That aside, they do even crazier thing like throwing firecrackers in public places for fun. The all died because no one was willing to do anything.
P.S : I want you all to read this again whilst watching the opening scenes of the movie, 2012 on the 24th of December, 2012. Thus making my prediction and theirs one of the most infamous predictions of all time ( Alongside Pele’s prediction that Man United Will Definately Beat Barcelona in the champions league final ). .If Nigeria ever splits tho, its our collective fault coz we are NIGERIA. Always remember tho, YORUBA WOMEN are troublesome Gan !