Hi ya’ll ! Happy Holidays and Compliments. We hope you’re enjoying your holidays. We’re sorry for not writing anything in a while. Who woulda thought the Mayans were wrong ?
Sant : Liar, you didn’t believe it too. You’ve just been stupidly lazy all week long.
Zubair : Just Shut Up. People thats my Alter-Ego there. Santana.
Sant : Its Santos now you idiot. And while you’re at it. Put up the link to my earlier appearances just so that that Achi_va chick doesn’t think we’re copying him.
Zubair : Right. I’ll do that later. Meanwhile, this is supposed to be a end of the year post. It’s supposed to be awesome and shii since i just completed my house on writer’s block so i’m outta ideas.
Sant : *An end of the year. Nigga you suck. Was that writer’s block gag supposed to be funny ? That was awful yo ! You tell bad jokes. You should feel bad. Why didn’t you write a proper christmas/new year post ? Oh ? You’re leaving the it to the rest eh ?
Zubair : YES !!! Alright Sire. Since you’re so wise, why don’t you go ahead and finish the whole post then.
Sant : Exactly what you shoulda done. Let me get my speech then. *brings out a foolscap sheet with binary codes on em* i’ll just cough a lil so that i can get my fake british accent in order. Right.
First i’d like to thank Airtel for not being bitches whenever i intend to post something unimportant but acting like idiots afterwards. You guys have been the worst ever. I still want that #200 naira you zapped with your space-time ninjutsu.
I’ll also like to thank @Rhymemarvel, @Thelazymedic, @A_Ma_Sensei for being good sports. And @Kehinde too for being a (former) good sport. You guys are the best. @F_ckedInTheHead was a good sport too. Shout Out To My Real Niggas @IAmYodea @Dat_Ijebu_Boi. You only know your niggas when you need money. There’s @Latiliciousjade too. Shout out to you too (this is unnecessary).
I’ll also like to thank the Doctor on duty when i had a reinfection of Chicken Pox. She tried her best in writing the prescription with the worst handwriting ever.
Zubair : What has that gotta do with the post ? If you’re showing appreciation, acknowledge the right people. Chicken pox doesn’t kill people so her help didn’t matter.
Sant : Just shut up. I got this. Thank You to ya’ll that didn’t mind my incessant flooding of your TL whenever i complete my stupid posts. Ya’ll are the best after @Or3dolz_gb, the guy who owns the phone we blog with, Arsene Wenger, for giving us Van Persie although Rooney is still better than him, Blake for making Bolt realise He won’t be shii for long, Nas, for making ya’ll realise your favourite rappers are shit and @Mayowa_fs for doing something err…i don’t even know what he did. Also, shout outs to my guestwriters Banji and Yodea, Block 6 boys, Surulere People, Michael Carrick, My Classmates, The Zubairs, All My Niggas etc *whispering* i didn’t put @Dr_bamson ‘s name in the post, he will be fucking jealous of the rest.
Zubair : Moron ! You just did !!!
Sant : And ofcourse it was only a plan. Ohh Shit ! The other idiot is here. Off i go.
Caballerozubair : This has infact been a waste of time. To more important things. Thank You All For Reading Our posts and retweeting. Shout out to them other bloggers keeping it real too. We wish you all a great year ahead. May you all be winners except Assnal, Chelshit, Barcelona and Madrid fans and ya’ll that like Big Brother Africa,
WWE, Ibadan girls, girls that milk their boyfriends for money and Goodluck Jonathan. Thank You All
Sant : Dude,
why do bloggers claim they’re psycho/mad/martians and shii ?
Zubair : Its Nollywood My Nigga. Nollywood.
Happy New Year.
P.S : Kemi is still single. Please contact me for her hand in relationship. For her whole body, you’ll havta ask her out. Okay that wasn’t funny.